historectomy 

The taking out of all "lady parts"

Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.

historectomy by JenJen Jigglypuff April 1, 2010

Historia reiss 

A bisexual beautifull girl in the attack on titan series thats shown by far the most character progress also kinder then you

Male/NotAFemale: "So... hey Historia... how about a date?"

Historia Reiss: "im sorry but i dont know you paseante."

Historia reiss by naruto reiss uzumaki September 14, 2016

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

making up historical facts by KRHimself November 19, 2004

histortionist 

one who remembers the past very differently than how it actually occurred. Distortion of history.

He took the histortionist approach to his resume. He was an assistant manager of The Burger King, not the operator of The BK Lounge.

histortionist by moodyone1977 August 23, 2012

Historically Correct

When something historically is shown, and it wasn't altered by any person or group.

The video game Kingdom Come deliverance portrays an accurate description of Bohemia, it is Historically Correct.

Historically Correct by Poxnaximus October 9, 2018

historian

gossips who tease the dead

"Did you see that historian just then? What a bitch, taunting Alexander Hamilton like that."

historian by Me me big pseudonym June 16, 2020

Historical Guilt 

The feeling of great shame, regret and/or sadness for a historical moment or something that happened in the past.

"Bro, there are way too many black people in this country."

"I concur, I am feeling some serious historical guilt for america' slave trade decisions."

Historical Guilt by LOLDudes March 5, 2013