Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021

Goosed

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

by squid1161 January 22, 2020

Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.

Dan got so goosed last night.

by ocgrad01 January 11, 2016

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 January 07, 2016

Goosed

To be fucked, boned, done for, finished, or generally put out or in trouble

I forgot to take the chicken out to defrost and Mum just came home, I'm goosed

by toplobster90 October 19, 2020

Goosed

When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.

Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?

They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.

by GooseSpiracy March 06, 2022