google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.
A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.
by vladdycat May 28, 2011
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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat May 13, 2011
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google-plex

the act of typing "google" into google search engine and repeating infinitely.
dude you bro man. I just got trapped in a google-plex
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Google Safari and Firefox

If you did not see these search engines at your school lab, what childhood have you had?
Google Safari and Firefox are superior to Microsoft Egde.
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Google pipe

The slang term for the trachea of a deer.
I was sitting in the chair and started to smell something, I looked around and that damn dog had brought in and was chewing on a google pipe.
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google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”
“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”
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