When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019
Get the Destination Fuckedmug. When someone does or says something unforgivably ignorant and/or idiotic that negatively affects another person or group(s) of people(akin to betrayal).
He pulled a fucking burke when he ratted us out to his mom!
You'd have to be a real fucking burke to masturbate in the same room as a group of your friends.
You'd have to be a real fucking burke to masturbate in the same room as a group of your friends.
by Robb Boss February 28, 2017
Get the a fucking burkemug. Similarly to fucked silly, this saying is used after sexual intercourse describing how hard he or she was fucked
by jeezitscheeze April 15, 2020
Get the fucked stupidmug. Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
by Les Crapp October 18, 2007
Get the Fucking Mulemug. Guy #1: I had such a great oil fuck last night with my girl! There was Vaseline everywhere!
Guy #2: Dude that's kinda gross.
Guy #2: Dude that's kinda gross.
by jek! April 23, 2017
Get the oil fuckmug. When both parties simultaneously fall asleep during drunk intercourse whilst penis is still inserted in the vaginal cavity. Also both parties are snoring.
During my best friends wedding I walked into my lodge room and on my bunk bed I witnessed his sister Snore fucking her boyfriend; I had to show Ned and Tim.
by Danooo_tim October 22, 2015
Get the snore fuckmug. 1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo
Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"
by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 13, 2010
Get the Tune Fuckingmug.