flatnose

A Jehovah's Witness: 'flatnose' is a medical condition caused by spending a lifetime of having front doors slammed in your face by annoyed householders.

"Don't answer the doorbell Jane, it'll be that pair of flatnoses I just saw knocking next door"

by British Atheist April 25, 2008

Flatbill

n. - when a baseball hat is worn with an unbent bill. Often sported by wannabe thugs and douchebags who play the sport of baseball.

"I thought I saw K-Fed on campus today, but it was just a baseball player rockin' a flatbill."

by diegosoulmate December 21, 2008

Flatron

A girl or a women who has very tiny boobs,A girls with minimal boobs.
Antonym: A girl or women with large heavy or big boobs

Madiha is such a Flatron.

by Naqaash October 3, 2005

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.

Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.

by YAWA March 13, 2020

Flatbacker

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

Big Flats

A beer that is somehow cheaper- and crappier than Natty Ice. Displays the words "It's the water that makes it" right on the can.

Man, Big Flats actually makes Natty Ice taste GOOD!

by Wurbles February 22, 2011