Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.

Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.

by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012

sloppy fish

A stretch out pussy that is wet and smells

After I fucked her it was like a sloppy fish

by the mic dick May 23, 2015

Fish smashing

The act of killing every fish in the game of minecraft or just fucking with them in general

Greg:Bro I think I have a problem
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.

by Sp1cy Boi October 2, 2019

Fish Dancers

Fish that swim in harmony. Affords Luck and Prosperity.

The Fish Dancers Chimes went off precisely at 12:00 o'clock.

by Irresistible Force March 16, 2010

fish and squiggles

A UK term for Tuna Helper.

"We ran out of pizza"

"That's ok we have fish and squiggles"

by charlie the dog February 4, 2010

fish's gee

The smelliest thing in the world!

Man you smell like a fish's gee!

by Jordi May 21, 2004

Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.

Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing

by [Verification Identity Spot] August 31, 2011