barbie fat

Barbie Fat is when your fat but not actually fat. Its something a model would say to another model, when she's eating a cake instead of eating a celery. Yes at that mere instance of eating just that once slice of cake you are barbie fat.

Barbie because women are often surrounded with the idea that she must look like that picture perfect barbie model and figure. The norm of looking like barbie has made me invent the idea of being barbie fat, simply being 'fat' when your not actually fat.

By: O.K

brunette: hey i weigh just 5 more pounds than you
Blonde: your fat
brunette: doesnt get it

me: no one will brunette, your not fat your "barbie fat"

by kinonahk December 5, 2010

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fat albert

a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.

Fat Albert.

by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry May 23, 2011

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fat fuck

Someone who calls 9-1-1 for fast food inquiries

The fat fucks who misused 9-1-1 emergency services shall be arrested.

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Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

by Art Heej February 19, 2011

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