Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.
by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021
Get the Evan Bxricimug. by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024
Get the Jake Evan’s Musicianmug. The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.
Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
by Samantha<3Evan(°~°)√` June 21, 2018
Get the Evanmug. by grac1e August 1, 2021
Get the Lola Evansmug. by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020
Get the Evan McDonnellmug. Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .
by That background girl September 17, 2018
Get the Evanmug.