A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"
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Someone whos fetish is having someone watch them eat food. The watcher doesn't need to be naked, but must not be eating. Just sitting there, intently watching the other person eat.
Woman1: Dude I hate going out with Dave. He always wants me to watch him eat before I order my food.
Woman 2: Oh, I heard about that. Dave must have an eater fetish!
Woman 2: Oh, I heard about that. Dave must have an eater fetish!
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Get the game eater mug.Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.
He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.
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Chinese person: hey guys what did u guys have for diner?
Fish:some food
Chinse person:i had some chinese food
Whitekid: hahh YOU ATE A FUCKING DOG HA HA YOU DOG EATER
Fish:some food
Chinse person:i had some chinese food
Whitekid: hahh YOU ATE A FUCKING DOG HA HA YOU DOG EATER
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