Douche Belt

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.

"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."

by Mattsooee October 10, 2012

douche-tooth

A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.

This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.

by fossybear123 July 31, 2010

Urban Douche

when urban dictionary wont accept my damn defintions

why you being an urban douche urban dictionary :)

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

unused douche

An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.

"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."

by bic1822 August 20, 2013

Re-douche

The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).

He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!

by Amonte August 2, 2012

Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.

Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.

by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011

Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.

My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020