fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

Stacks on deck

Having someone on backup just in case you can't do something

Dude weren't you supposed to go help out with the tap performance last week ...no I got stacks on deck cause I asked my cousin to do it instead cause he's got a degree in this stuff

by Faithmoriahfaith July 5, 2018

On the Deck

You've fallen to the deck because something is so funny.

Hysterical laughter and/or reaction to a massive shock

(Similar to "PMSL" or "ROFL")

Hahahahah i am ON THE DECK!!!

"Omg what are you wearing!! I'm on the deck!"

by onthedeck1032 December 19, 2018

On’t deck

When an object or person is on the floor or falls to the floor

Ben: where’s my boxers
Georgia “on’t deck”

by Gmoohead February 1, 2019

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

mangoes on deck

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.

Yo !! I got mangoes on deck!

by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019

The pecker on the decker

The pecker on the decker is when you dick a thot on a deck with ur peck aka penis

Yessssssssssssss daddy lets go to the deck so u can give me the pecker on the decker

by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019