The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

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A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023

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dan’s stag

A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.

Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG”
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”

by Sandwich75 October 7, 2023

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The real Adolf Hitler with biiiiiiiiiggggg cock

Hail Dan u big cock monster

by Adanlf November 22, 2021

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Dan has a passion for fire, whether it's starting them or just nurturing the fire in his heart! He's usually laid back but if you disappoint him too many times, you won't see the fire in his heart, you'll see the one in the reflection of his eyes after setting fire to your home!

Dan, is on FIRE today!
Dan, you don't know who burnt my house down do you?

by SorryDear! November 22, 2021

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