Crotch Holocaust

The act of ejaculating into a fire.

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.

by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

by Jlewd August 28, 2019

cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.

"It has cereal crotch on it"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 3, 2018

Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 6, 2013

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.

I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out

by Kommissar August 24, 2021

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014