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Crotch Holocaust

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.
by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024
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Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.
Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!
by Jlewd August 28, 2019
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cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 3, 2018
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Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.
If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.
by Stupenzos October 6, 2013
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crotch dog

i will have nightmares about crotch dog
by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022
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Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.
I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out
by Kommissar August 24, 2021
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crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus
by kiitty December 16, 2014
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