Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

by pornstitute April 25, 2023

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

Hardcore coffee drinking

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee

i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today

by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020

Lamont Coffee

lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.

Lamont Coffee is the best

by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

coffee with milk

a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person

the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers

by Sexydimma January 31, 2015