lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
Lamont Coffee is the best
by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022
When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
by sailorkatz April 04, 2021
The best coffee shop around. Nothing but good times and good vibes. You can’t be in a bad mood after having some rival coffee.
by Tsweeezy November 24, 2021
The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins November 30, 2012
Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.
Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
by Clay Coffee June 11, 2024
by ton_of_clay June 01, 2024