morning glory coffee 

to have sex

Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.

morning glory coffee by purple brownie September 29, 2010

Clouds in my coffee 

From the Carly Simon song, the line "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee".

When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee by TheScorellis October 17, 2020

The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!

shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!

The Coffee Seesaw by daras1 March 17, 2005

Naked Coffee 

Coffee Consisting of Coffee Granules and Water only

In A Morning , Naked Coffee Is Available To Guest's !+)

Naked Coffee by The V ONE 2nd To None June 13, 2018

Cooper coffee 

A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.

Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.

Cooper coffee by Xnorats August 27, 2018

paimon.coffee 

one of my tiktok moots that is very poggers and I like them

woah paimon.coffee is so cool and swag

paimon.coffee by Killa_Queen April 10, 2021

iced coffee 

a dessert which is a cold version of coffee

i would like an iced coffee for dessert

iced coffee by John's big brain May 14, 2021