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christmas jewels

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testicles, balls, nuts, testes...etc. etc.
OW! i still can't walk, damn Josie kicked me in my christmas jewels!
by anonymous November 23, 2004
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Christmadence

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Accumagation accumagate meaning any christmas related coincidence.
You happen to know a monkey called bobo with a mild interest in piracy and receive a pirate book with a monkey called bobo in it for christmas.
by Andy le Brocq/Xander Flatt February 17, 2005
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christmas slave

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baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!

early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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Christmas Whore

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Some one that is cheap all year but will do what ever it takes to have a big bang at Christmas.
My husband is cheap as shit all year but the Christmas Whore found the money to buy all the kids I-phones and Mac computers.

That Christmas Whore is totally screwed for what they spent.

A Christmas Whore will do anything for a good time and pay afterwards.
by yellatail November 24, 2010
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The act of using/playing with a gifts that you got for Christmas, on Christmas. After Christmas, using the gifts is not referred to as "Christmas-ing."
Man, all of these gifts are so great! I'm gonna be Christmas-ing all day.
by Don Fernando January 15, 2011
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Some Christmas Stuffing

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This is when you plow a girl you just met at the bar around Christmas time.
Let's go to the bar tonight so I can give a girl some christmas stuffing.
by HoenheimOfLight December 5, 2009
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Booty Christmas

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Every day leading up to Christmas send him a different booty pic. On Xmas night give him the whole thing.
babe can we do booty Christmas this year in the spirit of Christmas
by Bbbsssdd December 5, 2019
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