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chris simpson

Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.

Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi
Have you seen Chris's hair? Yeah the fucking waxy cunt

Where's Chris Simpson? Bl8ts playin da xbox
by DatCoolGuy1 November 21, 2013
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Chris and Jack

Two really Gay best friends that can't live without each other. They love seeing each other's penis's. They suck each other off and will probably get married when they get older.
Chris and Jack were sucking each other's dicks.
by Chris and Jack September 14, 2018
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Chris George

To be a wealthy religious person who acts as if Jesus' teachings were to take from the poor, crush non-believers and disparagingly insult anyone and everyone who thinks otherwise.
Don't be so duplicitous - you're acting like a real Chris George.
by McSnack January 7, 2012
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chris philbin

usually known as a complete idiot, but you still somehow have to love the guy.
"Chris Philbin cheated on me last night"
"Philbin? I love that guy"
by lunchbox87 January 29, 2009
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Chris Stoney

Chris Stoney is the youngest member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in late 1989 where he was a baby for some time afterwards. In early 1996, he played for the San Fransico 49ers, where he was quickly cut for deficating in Steve Young's helmet. Depressed from his loss, he joined a local gang. In this gang, he met Don Lando. Living in an abandon war bunker, Don Lando took in Stoney and let him borrow his little sister's drum set. Stoney was instantly a drumming God. Stoney is now drummer in Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe and has even written some of the lyrics to a few songs. He is now enlisting in the army, hoping to get stationed in Vietnam.
Chris Stoney needs no example.
by Risto1116 July 6, 2006
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Chris Brown

To beat up your girl friend or wife so badly that jail is imminent. Like Bobbie Brown, James Brown, Kci, Ike Turner, etc.
by keylogger February 21, 2009
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Chris Brown

The act of beating someone senseless.
Person 1: Yo, I think dude gettin mad.
Person 2: He is! He bout to go Chris Brown on his ass!!!
by bgeor002 March 3, 2009
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