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Funny Bucket 

A bucket that decides what is or isn’t funny
A bucket that makes the rules
Alt- Funny Buckito
commenter: who decided this was funny?
you: funny bucket makes the rules
Funny Bucket by AltoKe April 27, 2020

Fishmonger's mop bucket 

"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

balls in a bucket 

Last night was a real swish with my balls in a bucket.

Fuck-it Bucket 

A bucket or gallon jug you keep close to the bed and use to pee in when the bathroom is just too far away.
Is it that difficult to just walk down the stairs? Mike's got at least 3 fuck-it buckets sitting next to his bed.
Fuck-it Bucket by Ack11 July 28, 2016

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket 

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits
Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!

Fuck-It Bucket 

For when you don't want to do something, you say "Ah, just chuck it in the Fuck-It Bucket", such as work and school work. Also can be said by either party speaking when you DO want to do something. "Ah, chuck me in your Fuck-It Bucket, please." ;)
Man the homework we have is stupid, and the teacher never checks it. I'm chucking it into the Fuck-It Bucket".
Fuck-It Bucket by Run-TMZ January 25, 2017