Ohio Blinker

When one ejaculates into a vapes juice cartridge, then places it into a woman’s butthole and performs anal sex orally while sucking the entire vape in one breath (hit)

I gave someone a Ohio blinker yesterday

by June ebebr February 5, 2026

Sober blink

When you’re some sort of intoxicated (from drinking, smoking, etc.) and laughing harder than you should at something but then you blink and all of a sudden you’re super sober and conscious and it lowkey feels like you time traveled

*two friends laughing at something incredibly stupid and unfunny after smoking a blunt*
*laughter dies down and becomes silent*

*moments pass*

Person 1: “brooo… I totally just sober blinked”

by OogaOnMyBooga March 14, 2026

Austin Blinker

Smoking a j through a water bottle gleeb, then drinking the water and we-tanging the joint

“The joints almost dead you gotta Austin blinker”

by AdublH March 15, 2026

A Blink of Daylight

Its when it is night time during an electrical storm and everything you can see becomes daylight when lightning strikes.

"OH My word! Did you see that lightning strike...it looked like a blink of daylight in the night!"

by GAZZAJOKES March 29, 2026

Adult Binky

You're likely holding/sucking/hitting one right now.

A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.

Oh geez Janine's freaking out again, someone hand her the adult binky.

by Pluto of Portland April 29, 2025

Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025

Wet Blinker

Hitting a blinker off a dab pen while you're indulging in alcoholic beverages.

"Hey bro, I'm wasted as fuck lemme hit a wet blinker"

by SkylarSpaghetti July 18, 2025