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Boyfriend

The guy that’s hiding a side bitch from you 💁🏽 ♀️
1: hey I got a boyfriend
2: you mean a guy with a side bitch ?
by ashleyxjaay September 29, 2020
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boyfriend

Someone who will care for you and will shower you with kisses. Someone whom you gave your trust and they gave their trust to you. Someone who loves you with all their heart. Someone who will give you flowers or kisses. Someone who you feel comfortable with.Someone who will make you smile every day. Someone who will stay up and be there for you if you ever feel scared and need comfort, and someone who loves you dearly.
Elle: Me and Tyler are finally together! He is now my boyfriend!!
her friends: WOOHOO YAY!! OMG YES!!
by Lovers rock August 30, 2023
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Almond Boyfriend

An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.

You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.

A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
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Boyfriend

you either mean an boyfriend or the bf from fnf
girl 1: hey i got a boyfriend today
girl 2:cool
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bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.
I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.
by GraceANDahalf April 7, 2014
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boyfriend

something we both know your never gonna have
me: did you get a boyfriend yet
you: no
me:i knew that
by natalietkx February 10, 2023
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GMH Boyfriend

"Give's Me Hope"
"My boyfriend just brought me soup and nyquil zzzz because I am so sick! "
"Omg you have a gmh boyfriend!
by KikiRulz November 5, 2017
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