Ryan Block

Lazy slob. Good for nothing fatass.

*guy rolling on floor jumping up and down* "ahaha lol dude hes doin a ryan block!"

by Joshhay October 28, 2010

separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"

Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!

by Zesty Taco April 18, 2018

prock block

a cock block by proxy.

to cock block on behalf of a friend to maintain his anonymity.

"dude, some guy is hitting on that girl i like! i need you to prock block for me."

by newsgroup April 29, 2007

kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

Doc Blocking

Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a health care specialist is hindering, by whatever means, the chances of another male from flirting or getting a sexual encounter with a female.

more like doc blocking to me

by Bob on the FOB February 18, 2011

Hunnit Block

To express gratitude.

I smashed bro
Boi: HUNNIT BLOCK!!!!

by Brownmexiboi June 4, 2019

Crop Block

To get cropped out of a picture with you and a really hot girl(s).

Every picture of you on Facebook or MySpace was Crop Blocked, jerk.

by Vike188 December 11, 2009