Smashing The Bird

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

by NDUB03 February 24, 2011

Nesting The Bird

To put the puck in the net..... more so up in the top.
Reason for calling it bird nesting is because the nest of a bird is up in a tree, and the puck is the bird going back to the nest :P

aka:

Bird nesting
Bird nester
Nested the bird

Christian is an amazing bird nester!
He loves nesting the bird!
He just nested the bird!

by Shins06G March 29, 2011

Snippin' birds

Used primarily to describe the act of extreme accuracy, usually in sports. Can be used in a number of contexts, and usually complimentary.

-"Man, Mike was just on fire today!"

-"Three goals! He was snippin' birds for sure!"

by ~EastCoastOverdose~ November 5, 2011

Nerve Bird

When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.

When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.

by Budbear December 5, 2018

whoopty bird

When you are hungover and shitting, then you have to stand up and turn around to throw up in the same can.

He got so fucked up last night, he had to do the whoopty bird.

by Steve irkel August 18, 2017

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019