DPS Office trying to get a voter ID card.
APPLICANT - Umm...excuse me Madame but there doesn't appear to be a racial category on the form for Latrifican-American, which I am because my Mother is Lupita, Mexican (well she speaks Mexican) and my Father is Tyrell, black, which makes me a Latrifican-American.
DPS Agent - Then just put white down and get in front of the screen fo' yo' picture. An look white.
APPLICANT - Umm...excuse me Madame but there doesn't appear to be a racial category on the form for Latrifican-American, which I am because my Mother is Lupita, Mexican (well she speaks Mexican) and my Father is Tyrell, black, which makes me a Latrifican-American.
DPS Agent - Then just put white down and get in front of the screen fo' yo' picture. An look white.
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