drunk cow

A drunk cow is a fat woman with enormously huge boobs that once intoxicated wants to jump your bones.

Fat drunk cow: "Hey, come on over and get drunk with me so I can jump your bones!"

by Sister Mary Elephant August 26, 2006

Drunk over

The condition when a person is hung over from a night drinking and STILL a little drunk.

I woke up this morning drunk over from last night's party.

by cenoz June 10, 2009

brokefoot drunk

the act of being so intoxicated that whilst trying to walk you look as if you've broken your foot; to stumble, around leaning to one side, as If one foot is broken.

Jay was so brokefoot drunk last night he couldn't walk, with out stumbling. We thought maybe he had fallen down the stairs and broken his foot or something.

by kione January 2, 2008

Daddy's drunk

(adj.) A feeling of euphoria and sleepiness commonly felt after eating at Daddy's Main Street.

Sorry, I had to take a little nap; I was Daddy's drunk.

by Hazel16214 March 1, 2010

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

by koaw June 12, 2010

Drunk button

A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed.

Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."

Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win."

Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!"

(I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen)

Me: "High fives are for fags!!"

by Mr. Rickboto October 10, 2009

drunk yoga

Sleeping in an unusual manner or place due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.

You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.

A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.

A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.

by Drunk Yoga March 7, 2015