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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021
mugGet the gargantuan hammermug.

To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.
mugGet the To hammer-dickmug.

Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.
That’s an Alabama hammer
by MTSK January 24, 2021
mugGet the Alabama Hammermug.

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
mugGet the hammer strapsmug.

The hammer

The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth
Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.
by Snailzy April 14, 2023
mugGet the The hammermug.

Hammer

A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.
Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016
mugGet the Hammermug.

Hammering the nail

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
by TheOne390 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Hammering the nailmug.

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