boyfriend arms

squishy strong arms that can carry things, good for hugs

Park Jongseong has boyfriend arms.

by wonieluvr November 3, 2021

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Armory boyfriend

The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.

He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend

by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021

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Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.

"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."

by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021

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A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."

I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.

by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021

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