Super Dick Mode

When someone is being a general all around dick. Basically, the point where that person needs a good strong pimp hand to the face.

Douche: Shut up girl, you got your nasty horse teeth from sucking my huge cock.

Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.

Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.

Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?

Douche: It's called being a man.

by Phillip Oliver Wholes January 28, 2009

"but he's so" mode

When a girl attributes traits to a shitty guy that she likes in order to make him seem like a good person when describing him to others. She doesn't look for such traits in a man, but loves to proclaim them as criteria for guys she already likes in order to seem like she's not with the guy just for sex or out of desperation.

Any given girl: Your man looks like he has no personality and will probably abuse you.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!

Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.

by td0109 June 23, 2011

Riff Mode

I suck at life and date little girls on the internet.

Hey I'm going to go Riff Mode and get arrested for being a pedo

by Riff Mode January 1, 2015

bum mode

A person is in "bum mode" when they're in the process of stacking cash and limiting spending on non-necessities almost completely.

Bum mode: X has $50,000 in the bank but still wears busted 5 year old shoes and has 2 pairs of jeans.

by Bumbaross October 12, 2008

Stalker Mode

when some random person knows your name, but you don't know theirs.

Jimmy- Way to go Ciara!

Ciara- Ummmmm, do I know u?

Jimmy- Yea we're in math class together.

Ciara- Wow, you're on complete stalker mode.

by Tyuekenwlw September 15, 2011

PV Mode

IT means a couple that walk by eachother and only say hey and are to shy to call eachother.

Yo bitch you and your girl still in PV Mode..

by Trevor Strefling May 13, 2005

chode a la mode

To make a banana split sunday using your chode (short fat weiner) instead of a banana.

I thought it would be funny to put whipped cream on my wang and present it to this ho bag as my chode a la mode, but she was lactose intollerant and did not pig out on it.

by philthy rich November 20, 2006