Vagina Fit 

When a women is being a bitch almost like she 's PMSing.

Is Alden having another vagina fit?

Vagina Fit by Plutoniumxzombie September 29, 2008

Vagina Speaker 

The art of muching on a girls vagina and asking her if it feels good or are you doing it right.

i was such a vagina speaker with ashley last night.

Vagina Speaker by SLyk and Luchini July 24, 2010

vagina poisoning 

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

vagina poisoning by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010

vagina-ing 

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.

"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.

vagina-ing by Antivan June 5, 2011

Vagina Pwned 

It's When you have a choice but a female get in the wait and choice at your place

Dude : Hey Jacynthe let's go see this movie .

Jacynthe : Nope , it don't look very good , let's see this one . (STUPID GIRL MOVIE )

Dude : Damn , just got vagina pwned . *sad face*

Vagina Pwned by Web Corsair July 5, 2011

vagina blumpkin 

This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .

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vagina blumpkin by el borracho October 30, 2013

vagina jam 

Vagina jam is to a woman as smegma is to a man

Ew Krstina! You have been free balling all day, your shorts are going to be filled with vagina jam!

vagina jam by Krstina Poop December 23, 2013