Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 14, 2022
Get the van presley languagemug. 1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
Get the van Goghmug. by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021
Get the Dan "Get In The Van" Schneidermug. She is so supportive, she must be van!
by Pattyyss April 16, 2021
Get the vanmug. by ScottyBoy. February 14, 2010
Get the van lomug. More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️
by VP007 January 2, 2024
Get the Brittany Van Peltmug. Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
Get the Mouse in my vanmug.