van presley language

my hot wife presley’s personal language, its the best language ever, and deserves more credit <3

Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )

by ivyy !! April 14, 2022

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree

K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?

by some anon user April 15, 2022

Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck

Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

van luigier

a boy who attends Marshall High school in his 3rd year. His well known trait is that he is a pussy. Ranks out each time his group of friends want to do something cool. A fanboy of the beatles thinking that they are the best. A loner, boring, dull, ranker, strange boy who looks at hentai and decideds to masterbathe.

person: hey luigi lets go smoke some weed

luigi: no. i dont want to get in trouble and besides i have to buy ice cream

by Nadir Husein December 21, 2003

King van

Who

Who as in who the fuck is king van

by C red December 29, 2020

van

a person that takes kids in his van offering candy

hey do you see that van he took those kids

by truck69 January 13, 2021

Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.

I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.

by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021