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Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019
mugGet the Big truck tiresmug.

Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.
Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.
by Setariii January 17, 2011
mugGet the Crank the truckmug.

clown truck

An insult that can be used in any situation.
by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016
mugGet the clown truckmug.

Cake truck

A woman's butt which is overly bodacious and bouncy when in motion.
Damn, Aunt Fanny walking around with her cake truck tonight.
by Obliene November 26, 2021
mugGet the Cake truckmug.

Merica Truck

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
by EMan2575 July 5, 2019
mugGet the Merica Truckmug.

Powell Trucking

Your Powell Trucking hat looks very submissive today
by LeviiWasTaken June 20, 2022
mugGet the Powell Truckingmug.

truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy
I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.
by z4ynex June 25, 2024
mugGet the truck stop mosaicmug.

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