Smack the Goose

The act of masturbation

I don't have a partner so I have to smack the goose

by Ratrangler29 June 7, 2025

sillier goose

eru

eru is a sillier goose than zen

by Zen451 July 29, 2021

Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

“Man look at this fucking goose”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021

shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010

Goose Machine

Male or Female person who sleeps around.

Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)

by DavidCarr November 25, 2009

silly goose

fucking idiot dumbass motherfucker

I'm leaving this job because my boss is a silly goose.

by hurrrrrdurr September 20, 2023

Silly goose

You are a very silly person and if you friend is doing something really dumb or is laughing and you don’t know what he/she is saying call then a goose or silly goose

“Taylor your such a silly goose”

by Silly bean head November 4, 2020