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The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020
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The Three Wise Men

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The three men you must invite when holding a cocktail party.
by J. BURTON September 8, 2005
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the twisties

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When a gymnast loses her/his bearings in a twisting, or rotating movement and becomes lost in the air, literally not knowing up from down!
She had been experiecing the twisties during practice sessions, and decided to withdraw from the competition.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 31, 2021
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its what usa threw on japan
yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday
by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019
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Rounding the Turn

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A grifting term coined by Donald Trump to leave his gullible supporters with the impression that the COVID-19 Pandemic will soon be over.
The covid will soon be over; we're rounding the turn
by Uncle Frank's Fox October 23, 2020
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Changing of the tards

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The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.
Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.
by orangehouse December 13, 2010
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pop the trunk

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(v.) to open the trunk of ones vehicle with an ulterior motive, such as getting a weapon or showing off a sound system
"If he keep on talkin' shit, I'm fixin' to pop the trunk." - Pimp C of UGK
by E June 30, 2003
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