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Luke

Luke is an asshole. If you want an abusive manipulative probably gay man then Luke is the guy for you! He has many skills like not being able to wake up without his mommy telling him too and having the emotional age of a preschooler!
Wow ur with Luke!…Good luck man
by RawrXd… February 14, 2024
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Luke

A fat ginger and also a racist hey luke why can’t u run i met a luke 2day
Luke is a person who can’t run
by Kriseatsx a was August 23, 2020
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Luke

That one guy who is good at everything without trying and if really easygoing, especially with the ladies. Plays an instrument (piano or violin) and likes to flex on you. Usually he's reminding you to copy his answers because he cares for you in that unique Luke way he does. Inside he's lonely when nobody is on his level, so he looks at memes and plays video games to fit in.
Damn Luke sit down and be humble.

Hey Luke what does number 7 say I can't read your handwriting.
by Jenny Tran April 28, 2019
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Luke

hes gay doodooo head
Girl:you know luke?
Girl2: yeah hes gay
by eliIsCOol January 15, 2020
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Luke

Very kind and smart and is always there for you although they might be annoying sometimes you can’t hide they have a good sense of humor.
Tip for people who know a Luke DONT SAY “Luke I am your father” WE ARE TIRED OF IT WE GET YOUR SO FUNNY BUT LISTEN I HAVE HEARD THIS 27916 TIMES THIS MONTH.

(speaking from experience)
John:Luke I am your fa-
Luke: SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK A COMEDY GENUIS
by Thatguyfromlastweek February 28, 2022
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luke

white male who works at Canadian Tire or something. uses phrases like "i love my job to bits".
"white boy luke to aisle 45"
by ct is gross September 8, 2017
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Luke Haynes

A person who has no foreskin, as well as holding his dad’s hand to school.
Person 1: “Would you like to dock?”
Person 2: “No I can’t sorry, I’m Luke Haynes.”
by DooDooAss December 3, 2024
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