Slang definition - the act of engaging with someone intimately/sexually said in a humorous manner, also known as Rhythmically Bumping. Usually used to speak of intimate interactions more lighthearted and comical.
(Looking into her eyes we knew we would be "Rhythmically Bumping" tonight, and have an intimate moment together.)
by TheRhythmicBumper December 25, 2023

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

my hunny bumpand I went for a walk.
by scooter queen March 23, 2009

Yes, you aren’t the only one having this issue it’s fucking annoying and kinda scared me, just fucken stop vaping so much and drink more water and make sure to gargle with salt water!,,,
Hey man I got bumps in my throat, sauce me your vape, friend : that’s gross ur not using mine ever, also friend: looks In mouth, me: oh yeah who’s the fag now suckerrrrr. Bumps in mouth from vaping
by Vaping addic January 19, 2021

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
by Bump on a log July 25, 2022
