jump

A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.

Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."

by Darkbackward October 6, 2012

Jump off

Means to “jump off” a bridge or a building, AKA kill yourself.

I told her to jump off after she said I have a tiny dick

by jessica538 October 28, 2021

Jump The Shark

When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.

Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.

by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022

jump

politely telling someone to go jump off a building/cliff/bridge

person 1: “ there’s no such thing as evil people, there’s just ordinary people who do bad things because they’re unhappy ”
person 2: “ jump.”

by doomo_03 May 16, 2025

quick to jump on the ice cream

Being quick to chat shit about someone

"You're so quick to jump on the ice cream"

by Livingonaprayerrrr February 27, 2018

Jump starter

When she’s riding in cowgirl, pinch each other nipples as hard as you can

Dude me and my girl did the jump starter last night, it was an experience.

by Mr.clean November 14, 2023

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011