fish mong

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate

What did you do last night
(Fish mong)

by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017

media fish

Somebody who spends their lives buried in news papers, listening to radio and watching TV

aw, I'd love to come out man, but I gotta catch these tv shows I been meaning to watch

Dude, you are such a media fish

by Martian girl August 10, 2005

Guilt Fishing

A manipulative tactic in which a person (typically a straight male) uses guilt tripping and emotional blackmail to attract (or "fish" for) a romantic partner by abusing the potential victim's sense of empathy and making the victim constantly pity the person who is manipulating them. (otherwise known as the "fisher")

Damian: "No one loves me. I'm so lonely because I have no one to hold, please give me a chance or I'll kill myself. #loner #single #depressed"

Hannah: "Stop guilt fishing on Myspace and get professional help."

by Ghost_Chiaki March 27, 2021

fish fingies

when you need to ask your manager for fish fingers

Mr. Manager, can you please buy us fish fingies?
Sure! My ever so hard working employee!

by DinosOnTrees August 16, 2022

Chin fishing

Chin fishing (chin-fishing) is a term used to describe a person in denial about having a double chin. The person usually tends to hide their double chin behind there hands or hair, thus the term Chin fishing.

Sarah is totally chin fishing in her new profile picture.

by TheSassQueen March 7, 2021

Trash fish

A reference to plenty of fish in the sea dating metaphor. However these people are not a good catch for a relationship.

"I am sorry that you and Jessica broke up Kyle, but I have to say out of all the fish you could have picked you picked a trash fish.

by 4ducksandgoose April 5, 2017

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020