The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017
Get the touching davenortemug. 
by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
Get the knob hand door touchmug. Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. 
Similar to the cheese touch, the Aalap touch is a curse that affects teams that an “Aalap” may support. This in theory destroys all possibilities of said team to win.
by KingShahhh May 23, 2024
Get the Aalap Touchmug. by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024
Get the The Shitas Touchmug.