Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

Timesing 

The word dumbasses use instead of the word 'multiplying'. Because they're dumbasses.

UhhHhHhh... yeah, I think we'll need to do some timesing for this problem.

Timesing by BlaizenTen January 19, 2020

pussy timeshare 

To have full knowledge of and full agreement with a buddy to share in the sexual promiscuousness of a said female

Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna go down after she hooked up with both our roommates. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare

pussy timeshare by Iron Butterfly 91 October 28, 2011

Time Refund 

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.

Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."

Time Refund by IcemanJack August 28, 2018

Timeia

Timeia is that type of girl that makes you happy and fulfilled. She has brown eyes, dark hair and is looking sexy everytime. She always wants to be independent, she is empathic with the people around her and likes to laugh a lot. Besides that, she likes to party a lot, and I mean A LOT! It's true that she can pass every single worse moment in her life because she has self-awarness and it's ambitious. She listens to very good music and "once in a blue moon" she finds someone that likes her favorite music too. On the top of that, she is fast-tempered and can get angry quickly, so be very careful on what you do or say, because you could create a bomb.

Timeia has the most beautiful smile in the world!

Timeia by GrassHopper222 October 12, 2020

saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.

Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time

saves time by captain poopypants November 11, 2004

cham-time

A short break in between longer breaks. Usually involves leaving the working environment.

Yo JD, its been a long two hours since lunch. Cham-time?

cham-time by RK2 March 15, 2008