footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

potato lyfe

When you love potatoes and you are livin dat potato lyfe!!!

Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES

by Llama Chicken McNugget March 10, 2017

Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 9, 2019

Hot potato

A game where normally 3-5 people sit naked in a circle and pass around a flaming hot but plug and they play hot potato with it. Whoever loses has to shove it up their ass

John: Did y’all go to Jessica’s party last night

Mike: Yeah we played hot potato

by Big.Daddy.Dungus August 3, 2020

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

Hashed Potatoes

Potatoes mixed and mashed with butter, milk, white pepper, salt and a ten deal of marijuana.
Fills you up. Fucks you up.

I'm hungry. And bored. Hashed Potatoes anyone?

Hell yeah.

Score me in.

My face still hasn't been handed to the authorities.

Hashed it is.

by SakuraMusic June 14, 2007