Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 06, 2009
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Douche Gentry

#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society

#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery

#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates

#4 Chad P

#5 Raymond L
Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry
by BiG.EatS May 14, 2010
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Douche Magoo

A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.
Marco E. L. Mendicino is Douche Magoo
by Honk Honk June 17, 2022
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douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
by abstyle78 August 01, 2009
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Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.
Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
by jdupon21 January 05, 2010
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Douche Wall

A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.
"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."
by Darkwater J January 18, 2010
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douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....
The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
by kath14<3 September 08, 2010
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