A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
by fossybear123 July 31, 2010
Get the douche-tooth mug.a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.
Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010
Get the blinker douche mug.Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.
by viper110110 May 15, 2011
Get the ass douching mug.The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
by cityguychicago May 16, 2011
Get the douche broad mug.Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"
by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011
Get the Douche 'do mug.by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
Get the Douche Bag mug.The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
by braetonfaith May 8, 2010
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