-Potential communist
-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish
-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire
-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans
-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose
-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish
-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire
-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans
-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose
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