Sewer squirrel 

Something that should never be in your living room

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart

Sewer squirrel by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025

Squirrel Chaser 

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’

“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”

Squirrel Chaser by WestieBogan September 27, 2025

Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...

1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.

Plowing the SQuirreL by d3ngar December 17, 2009

Smokin' The Squirrel 

A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill

"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"

Smokin' The Squirrel by xrxman59 March 9, 2010

Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

Slap my squirrel by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

lima bean squirrel 

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

lima bean squirrel by mh3bean October 16, 2013

Feed The Squirrel 

Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!

Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!

Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel

Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel

Feed The Squirrel by Wa-hoo-Wa November 20, 2013