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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"
by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".
Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well
by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023
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Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.
“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”
by Lord Margar December 13, 2019
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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