Crushing Splits

Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.

Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.

Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"

by Drevin August 5, 2009

Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement

I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks

by dolphy93 November 5, 2014

slitzer

a hot guy

dayummm holmez wuda slitzer

by leafer May 20, 2004

slitch

1. a mixture of a slut and a bitch
2. a girl who is both slutty and bitchy

"i can't believe she stole your boyfriend!"
"i know, she's such a slitch."

by ideababy123 June 8, 2009

sclitch

The small piece of toilet paper that gets prematurely ripped off when one is trying to obtain toilet paper from the roll in an attempt to wipe one's ass - typically caused by a consumer who purchases cheap or subpar paper products.

I hate taking a shit at work because all I can grab from the toilet paper dispenser is one "sclitch" after another; it takes me forever to wipe!

by SUPS June 12, 2014

'Slit

The conjunction between the words "it's" and "lit" or between the three words "it is lit."

Bryce: "Yoooo I just copped and eighth for $60 bro!"
Chet: "'Slit dude! Got that shit on the low!"

by Dudesuh420 February 25, 2019

Cock slit

Cock Slit... a more politically correct version regarding the term that refers to the opening at the end of the penis which sometimes includes a derogatory Asian name.

Hey.. look at his jap’s eye Dave!

That’s not a Jap’s eye it’s a cock slit Nick.

by #woke August 3, 2018