A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023
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by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024
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What you pretend-irritably toss back at present company when he "foreign languages you" with a casual request for or an acknowledgment of your assistance. (Obviously this would not be da case wif Gomez Addams, though, since he actually ENJOYS when Morticia speaks French, and so he would never feel irritable or resentful if she uttered thus to him.)
Person A, collecting small dropped objects from a pebbly beach, and passing them one-by-one to Person B to hold for him: S'il vous plait?
Person B, obligingly accepting said items from Person A, but feeling a bit disgusted at seemingly being utilized as merely a portable storage-unit: Silver plates?!
Person B, obligingly accepting said items from Person A, but feeling a bit disgusted at seemingly being utilized as merely a portable storage-unit: Silver plates?!
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
Get the Silver plates?! mug.When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.
by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024
Get the Silver Floss mug.Silver Taco (noun, slang): A term referring to an elderly woman's genitalia, often used in a playful or teasing manner. The phrase combines "silver," symbolizing gray hair often associated with aging, and "taco," a common euphemism for female genitalia.
Yeah, I met a GILF at the bingo hall yesterday. She invited me over later that night and let me have a taste of that Silver Taco.
by Bongoroni August 19, 2024
Get the Silver Taco mug.It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.
Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”
Only usually cool people say this phrase
Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”
Only usually cool people say this phrase
Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.
Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.
Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch
Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.
Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch
by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023
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“I gave myself a Silverhand special and got silver paint all over my dick”
“I gave myself a Silverhand special and got silver paint all over my dick”
by HeelyWheelie September 10, 2023
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