Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

r/shittydarksouls

Subreddit dedicated to dark souls shitposts. Home of femboy worshippers.

Today I saw another Dark souls 2 bad post on r/shittydarksouls, when are they going to find new content?

I know man, we need Elden Ring DLC

by summarit January 8, 2024

The Shitty City

Omaha, Nebraska.

Hence, "Omaha Beach" historically in World War II.

RIP.

"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.

Omaha, Nebraska!"

by Overlord0 March 22, 2024

lot shotty

Short for “parking lot shorty”

A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers

Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men

Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s

Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out

by Handy Dan May 5, 2024

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.

"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."

by Varentix April 9, 2025