10 Trinity Road

Undoubtedly top brothel in the UK.

Man1: Ay my dawg my meat be throbbing. You know a joint where I can my piece dealt with?
Man2: My dawg you ain’t heard of 10 Trinity Road? That shit be bussing with da bussy!

*Ed strokes his piece has Tom gazes in berwilderment*

by Dawgywillyman February 4, 2023

Reverse Road Head

When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.

Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.

by Senor Bunluv February 5, 2023

drive by road head

To give or receive road head while driving by an X's house.

Your X's house is up this way, how about some drive by road head?

by PFAT MIKE September 4, 2023

stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.

Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.

by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2020

dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022