ripped jerky

When you don't score at the bar and come home and do a little jerk

Paul didn't have any luck with the ladies at the bar and ripped jerky when he got home

by Jerky Boyz 4 Life July 25, 2025

Rippletwigs

A generalized expression of something extraordinarily cool or exciting and new. Can be shortened to RT on occasion.

The new Mexican food truck down the street is absolutely rippletwigs!

by Jimbo677 September 28, 2025

Rippling

When you rub your boner against your hard nipples while snorting cocaine off a woman's tits.

I walked into the basement and caught my roommate rippling with my sister, so I walked next door and rippled his mom.

by The Testacleis October 22, 2025

Ripper

What a pedophile is called in prison.

You ripper! What you did was the worst possible crime anyone could ever commit.

by anonymous December 4, 2025

Ricsplaining

The wholesome act of over-explaining something in an enthusiastic, thorough, and genuinely helpful way. Unlike condescending forms of over-explanation, ricsplaining comes from a place of excitement and care—the person genuinely wants you to succeed and understand every detail. Often accompanied by analogies, encouragement, and the phrase "and here's the cool part..."

A ricsplainer believes knowledge is a gift worth wrapping carefully.

He apologized for ricsplaining, but I could tell it came from excitement—he just really wanted me to get it.

The ricsplaining was so enthusiastic and wholesome that by the end, I not only understood the problem—I felt emotionally supported by the solution.

by floatingsidewalk January 13, 2026

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.

Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.

by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005

bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"

by Clint B. December 31, 2008