Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice Anxiety

Anxiety caused by the fear that one has not ordered enough white rice in their Chinese food order.

"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."

by Minty P December 24, 2024

Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

Rice

My future husband.

Christmas at Grandmas House.
December 25,2020
Rice - Will you open this box?
Victoria - ( opens it up ).
Rice - ( Gets down on one knee ).
Victoria - ( In shock ).

Rice - Will you marry me?
Victoria - Yes I will.

by He’s the One for Me July 17, 2020

A bag of rice

just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook

"bruh go get a bag of rice"

by J.C Micheal February 3, 2024

rice

In Indonesian slang, this term refers to a "square meal". When someone asks, "Have you eaten rice?" they’re essentially inquiring if you’ve had a proper meal, highlighting the cultural significance of rice as a staple food in Indonesia.

When my friend asked if I’d eaten rice today, I knew they meant if I’d had a good meal!

by Emotional Cruiser July 22, 2025