pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...

Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.

by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

Pumped Up Kicks

The one kid who never talks, but is super cool (WARNING: he might also shoot up your school)

"That kid is so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of -400.

Lil Pump, what's 5 plus 5?
70 ni--a!

INCORRECT!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole

Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad

by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Pumped Up Kicks

a person who says nothing, but is so cool (WARNING: he might also bring a gun to school)

damn, he's so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

pump

(1) that one kid that dresses like a pumpkin in spooky month from sr pelo's youtube channel
(2) to throw milk at someone... if you know what i mean
(3) to pump air into something

(1) IT A SPOOKY MONTH!- pump 2018
(2) bruh im not going to explain this to you
(3) im going to pump air into your tire, but it will cost 99999999999999$

by someone else thats not u April 1, 2021